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Sam McBain, Opinions and Features Writer

Probe: Starbucks Whistleblower Reveals Increasingly Long Drink Orders Actually an Attempt to Trick Patrons into Summoning Ghargatuloth, Demon Prince of Tzeench into Reality.

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Mya Burke, Contributor

The Curse of the Whale Bone

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Mya Burke, Contributor

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Jean-Paul Moron, Contributor

Mark Carney Declares All Government Employees Must Delete Starbucks App From Their Phones

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Zoey Phillips, Co Editor-in-Chief

BREAKING: Piper's Pub Statue Revealed to Be StFX President Andy Hakin During Brief but Iconic Scottish Modelling Career

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Zoey Phillips, Co Editor-in-Chief

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Zoey Phillips, Co Editor-in-Chief

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Jean-Paul Moron, Contributor

Town of Antigonish Reveals Clock Tower in Town Hall Actually Contains an Experimental and Volatile Anti-Air Defense System

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Jean-Paul Moron, Contributor

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Sam McBain, Opinions and Features Writer

Breaking: Fanfiction Featuring Former Prime Minister Brian Mulroney and Quote: “Best Friends” Ronald Reagan and Margaret Thatcher Found Among Mulroney’s Personal Effects

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Sam McBain, Opinions and Features Writer

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Sam McBain, Opinions and Features Writer

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Sam McBain, Opinions and Features Writer

Revenge of the Pencil Pushers: In Response to Increasing Blowback Against Exorbitant Salaries, Anonymous StFX Administrators Share Thoughts: Maybe the students are the bad guys?

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Sam McBain, Opinions and Features Writer

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Sam McBain, Opinions and Features Writer

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Sam McBain, Opinions and Features Writer

Bombshell: Copy of Xaverian Weekly Open to Mark Mercer Article Spotted in the Background of Andy Hakin’s Presidential Portrait

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Sam McBain, Opinions and Features Writer

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Sam McBain, Opinions and Features Writer

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Aiden Laffin, Contributor

Green Blinds the Eyes: A Parking Lot Story

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Aiden Laffin, Contributor

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Aiden Laffin, Contributor

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