How to Destress During Finals: X Tips

1. Watch a Christmas Movie

‘Tis the season. Hanukkah films are also a vibe.

2. Read a Book

Actually, that’s probably the last thing you want to do during finals.

3. Procrastinate For Hours on Instagram

Because after that you’re definitely going to get started on your essay.

4. Grab a Carton of Eggnog

Add a teaspoon of vanilla extract, a splash of maple syrup and a couple of cups of Bacardi.

5. Call Your Family

Honestly, if you want to destress you’re better off reading a book.

6. Smoke Weed

Don’t waste your money at the NLSC, the rez has pretty good $40 ounces.

7. Go For a Drive

If you don’t know anyone with a car and are stressed out by the thought of hitchhiking, going for a walk is almost as good.

8. Go Shopping

Good luck with that. You’re in Antigonish.

9. Go Online Shopping

Get started on gift shopping for the holidays. But stick to a budget and remember you’re paying ten thousand dollars a year to be here. Speaking of which:

10. Don’t Check Your Bank Account

One problem at a time.

11. Go to The Library

A good place to study and the staff are going to be a bigger help with your bibliography than SparkNotes.

12. Listen to Christmas Songs

I don’t have any Hanukkah tracks on my Christmas playlist but I’m sure they go hard.

13. Go to Meal Hall

And remember you don’t have to eat there till 2023. Mom’s asparagus eggplant fettuccine never looked so good.

14. Build a Snowman

When you give up halfway through you’ll be bored enough to start studying.

15. Delete Tinder

Because finals are depressing enough.

16. Reinstall Tinder

But if you’re gonna spend the night at their place bring your laptop and class notes.

17. Avoid The News

Unless you want to see World War 3.